Pets.

I guess you're wondering about the title of this particular entry. Firstly, I have never and will never sleep with a pet. So lets just forget that idea right now. However I am talking about pets in the bedroom. Have you ever been midfuck only to look up and see your lovers pet staring at you? It is far from a turn on, let me assure you.
Whilst its disturbing enough, I often wonder what the pet would be thinking. Do they recognise it as mating? Are we just wrestling in a play fight? Are we doing a violent act of behaviour? Is it scarring them for life like our own children walking in on their parents?
Fortunately to date I have only experienced voyeuristic pets once, and quite frankly I don't care for it to happen again. To have a pet in the bedroom or any room you plan to fool around in is almost a walkable offence. I'd rather have the guy's best mate sit down with a bag of popcorn rather than look up to see a pet cat's eyes bearing down on me. It has got to be one of the most uncomfortable feelings imaginable during sex.
So guys, please put the pussy out before you bring the pussy in.


-Endrin-