Monday, 13 August 2007

Coincidence? I think not.

Gemma and I, being underage, could never just walk into a sex shop and buy any old lil dildo to penetrate each other with. So we, like other young or shy women, hunted for household objects.
Now when I was younger, I remember trying to use a pen to penetrate myself with, but as I wasn't really aroused at the time, it was a very difficult task to do. However, since being with Gemma we had played around with one finger, two fingers, hell even four or five if the mood struck us right! We never bought our own lube, we didn't really need it. But of course, eventually the time came where we wanted something just that little bit more phallic.
There is a lot of things in your household that you can use to masturbate with. Popular choices seem to be hairbrush handles, toothbrushes even candles. And those are just the phallic kind! Lets not forget the wonders of showerheads and electric toothbrushes! But when Gemma and I went looking for something to play with, funnily enough we didn't even think about any of those.

Impulse deoderant cans.*

A good thickness, a good height. We'd have to heat it up by laying on it first, otherwise it was very cold. With enough time and patience we could penetrate each other with it. From what I recall, it was a bottle of "Alive". The irony. Alive is sure how I felt when I felt this large phallic object inserted into me, pretending it was attatched to my girlfriend. In the literal terms of virginity, being the breaking of the hymen, I lost my virginity to a deoderant can. Then again the hymen can break any number of ways, girls have "lots their virginity" on a horse (not the way you think you dirty perverts! The up and down action of riding can cause it to break), or during gymnastics. Nevertheless, it makes for an interesting conversation starter.
Now the funny thing about Impulse cans is that they are exactly 14cm in height which funnily enough, is the average size (according to many sources) of the male penis.

Coincidence? I think not. The makers of Impulse definately knew how to market for women.


-Endrin-

*Disclaimer: Apparently it is not good for you to masturbate heavily with a deoderant can as the bottom of it can act like a plunger as it dips in and can cause some problems. I think a few slow thrusts is okay, thay way if it does start to "pull" you would feel it, but I certainly wouldnt reccomend it for fast and hard penetration.

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